Well, one day after having some ridiculous conversation with her about him, I decided I would take some notes. Today I actually found them (gasp!) . Here are some of the things that have come out of my mouth talking to Adyson about Bruiser.1 - Honey don't ride him like a pony. (If I had 5 cents for every time I said this we'd be a rich family).
2 - I don't think Bruiesr likes to wear those shoes/hat/earrings.
3 - He won't eat that much food in a week!
4 - Would you like it if he stuck his paw down your throat?
5 - We just don't paint his toe-nails because he's a boy (certianly NOT because he's a dog).
6 - He gets to sit in the front seat becasue he does (I know, that's a terrible answer)
7 - Bruiser would not like a barbie for his birthday.
8 - I don't think Bruiser can play on the computer with you
9 - Bruiser does not need to talk to Daddy on the phone.
10 - Please stop jumping on Bruiser ( & by jumping, I mean a running swan-dive from the other side of the room, normally done while Bruiser is sleeping. And this one....if I had a penny for everytime I said this, we'd be beyond rich.)
Life with a dog is better. Sweeter. Funnier. Fabulous.
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